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simple as simple does

Anon: Imma hack the BBC, simple as simple does...
NWH: WTF are you on about!?

simple as that 

When somebody makes an critical mistake when they're overcomplicating things that are clearly straigthforward, somebody will have to point the flaw in their argument. Most of the times this includes an simplification.
Person 1: Women have more STD than men. This means that men are sluts, because if the women were the sluts men should have equal or more STD .
Person 2: You can't conclude that. You don't know who has sex with whom. Men have less sex, less risk of STDs. Women have more sex, more likely to have STDs. Simple as that.
simple as that by FatAndLonely July 24, 2016

I Love You, Simple As 

A term used to describe your love for a certain someone. Simple as, meaning that's all there is to it, his/her love for him/her.
Daniella: 'James, it's over'
James; 'But, Daniella, I love you, simple as.'
Daniella: 'I'm sorry, it's over.' (MSN Chat)
James: 'But I love you, simple as!'
I Love You, Simple As by Nisa Taj December 18, 2011

As Simple As Snow

This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.
Our little code between us. As Simple As Snow.
As Simple As Snow by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome 

The inability to enjoy a particular persons creative expression due to personal associations or personal feelings of superiority to or of the known party.
Amazed fan of a popular artist "Dat beat doe.." -proper appreciation of selected work
Personal friend of the very same artist "Simple ass nigga.." - Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome in full effect

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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