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a person who need a knif real bad
that guy simpen look like he needs a knif man
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She be simpin 

When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.

Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.

A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.

Junior Grimes ©

Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.

tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.
How tf is “she be simpin” a real song? It’s LITERALLY JUST

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She be simpin = when a girl simps
Related Words
simpen simpenr simping Simpette Simpin simen Simper Simpanzee Simpe Simpery

she be simpin 

Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him

Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday

Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday

She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic

If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin

Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
she be simpin by Wankers rage January 19, 2022
A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you listen to sad music nd think of them
Tom: Yo u still simpin?
Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants
Simpin by Youngintellect April 22, 2018

Stop simping September 

Every September, you have to stop simping.
Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy
are you simping for a fictional character? same bud
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