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Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

Simperial army 

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
Simperial army by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner
"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

Simperinio 

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name
Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s
Simperinio by Simp nation May 25, 2020

simpervention 

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.
“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”
simpervention by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

simperella

Emma: Omg, Tony is so hot, he is literally the man of my dreams. Can you believe he drives a BMW? Wow holy. I want him to have my babies. He is literally the GOAT.

Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.

"What a simperella"
simperella by Thiccy-Deluxe52 March 11, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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