simling

Doing amazing yoyo tricks

he's still simling randomly

simling by amazingdude337 October 11, 2014

Simming 

The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

Younger sibling

A little pest who likes to burst into your room while your doing homework, or playing on your phone. They like to hit you, then like a little bitch, they tell your parents when you hit back. In other words...they are annoying. They are so annoying they make you feel like banging your head against the wall so hard you lose all your brain cells.

You: *on your phone*

Younger sibling: *bursting into your room and runs up to you* Hey!

You: Go away.

Younger sibling: No! *Slaps*

You: *Slaps back*

Younger sibling: ....MOooOOoOoM *ugly sobs*

You: GODDAMNIT *bangs head against the wall*

Younger sibling by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

National Slap Your Sibling Day 

A national holiday where you can slap your siblings! It’s a wonderful day.

“Hey, sister.”
“Hey, what’s up”
“Happy national slap your sibling day!”
“Wha-“
*slaps*

National Slap Your Sibling Day by yourveryownmother October 28, 2020

Slap your sibling across their face day! 

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face

“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”

Slap your sibling across their face day! by Reetusthedinostomper October 26, 2019

Stop simping September 

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

Stop simping September by leehoolia August 28, 2020

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

simping for a fictional character by thegg1ord March 25, 2021