simfac 

A 40 year old virgin that permanently resides in their parents basement and refuses to see the light of day due to their unusual disorders. Recent studies have revealed that a Simfac can suffer from Alien Hand Syndrome (this leads to chronic masturbation), Gender Dysphoria (GD), Fish Odour Syndrome, Necrophilia and Frotteurism.

Michael: "Dude, I swear I saw Simon at the shops today!"

Shayne: "That cant be possible, he is a known Simfac."

simfac by D0bb0 August 30, 2019

Simmacimmasches

A treat made of: Banana, cream cheese, cinnamon, And Marshmallow

when i was at the lake i made simmacimmasches

Simmacimmasches by Luke And Morgan March 1, 2022

Poison Simac 

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.

Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.

Poison Simac by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011

Simpact

An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.

Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.

E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!

Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.

Simpact by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020

luke simac

the top g. Regarded as the best striker of all time.

did you see luke simac score a hattrick last weekend?

luke simac by proffessor bartholomew August 30, 2022

Gayshit Simpact 

Also known as Gayshit In fact, its a shitty game for people who want ti gamble their life savings away.

Gayshit Simpact is a shitty game

Gayshit Simpact by delayed420 August 7, 2022

sitfacious 

A feeling of when one cannot deny the urge to sit on another ones face whilst presenting ones genitalia.

"Hotstuff over there's got me feeling all sitfacious, might need a wet floor sign over here"

sitfacious by K den. August 6, 2014