Simfasa 

Cross between Mufasa, which is an extremely smokin' hot man, and Simba, which is an extremely cute boy. So basically, it's someone who is in the middle of cute and hot, and that awkward stage between a boy and a man.

Lindsie: Did you see that guy? I can't tell if he's just cute or smokin'...
Kristin: Dude, he's so a Simfasa!

Simfasa by Lindstin November 21, 2011

Simasaurus 

A Simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.

Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"

Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."

Simasaurus by LetsGetKinky June 13, 2011

Simpasaur 

the act of simping over a girl for long periods of time, while not making any effort to get with her

That guy is a certified simpasaur.

Simpasaur by Josephrbiden March 2, 2021

Simpasaurus 

A partner in a relationship who simps to an extreme. This person goes well out their way to try to please their partner at the expense of having no dignity. A simpasaurus will allow their partner to get away with things that most people would find offensive and unacceptable in a relationship. Unfortunately this causes the partner to lose all respect for the simpasaurus.

Did you hear that Joe lets his wife sleep with other guys to keep her happy?

Yeah, he's a total simpasaurus. But she'll eventually leave him anyway.

Simpasaurus by Gman737 February 23, 2022