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An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.
Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.

E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!

Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.
Simpact by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020
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Gayshit Simpact 

Also known as Gayshit In fact, its a shitty game for people who want ti gamble their life savings away.
Gayshit Simpact by delayed420 August 7, 2022

Simpathy 

The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return
Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature
Simpathy by M*A February 24, 2020

Simpathizer 

Any E-Girl on Twitch, Twitter, Youtube, Patreon, Onlyfans, etc, that says it is not a problem to simp and that you are a king for doing so.
That girl called neeko is such a simpathizer for saying simping is king shit
Simpathizer by MuttJackal March 14, 2020

Simpatry 

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick
lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl
Simpatry by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

simpatico 

Being in agreement with the whole vibe and flow of things or being aligned or in agreement with a person or group of people.
The women are beautiful and the beaches are lovely. Im feeling simpatico, i could really get used to a place like this.
simpatico by Harry M January 2, 2008

Simpathize 

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women
Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.
Simpathize by Narx February 17, 2020
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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