sihombing 

they're so strong, smart and loves their family, proud to be part of sihombing family!!

"what is your surname?"
"sihombing"

sihombing by johxfam November 21, 2021

Shomming 

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

Shomming by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shobbing 

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

Shobbing by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

Shlombing 

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

Shobbing 

When tourists our other out of towners flock to a local town, the shops will start 'shobbing;' rising the prices of their stock.

Dude, have you been to Weston Super Mare? All the shops round there are proper shobbing lately.

I've been proper shobbed: The WH Smiths in Tranmere charged me 60p for a packet of skittles!

Shobbing by M.arelsdeer August 27, 2009

shobing 

To smoke weed on a daily while talking to a random man named Joe or Harold.

“Hey you should really try this shob man”
Joe: “I can’t do that right now, the neighbors are invading! I’ll go shobing another time when the neighbors aren’t invading or hacking the cameras”

shobing by Unknown GD Nigga 1738 October 31, 2019