sideways shit

when someone with bad diahhrea blows mud all across the floor,carpet,patio,etc>

dude took a sideways shit all across my bathroom floor!

by booferama November 07, 2007

Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.

Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways

by tru3s4int October 27, 2010