sideways shit
sideways shit by booferama November 29, 2007
Words you can keep
Sideways potato shit
A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways
Sideways potato shit by tru3s4int October 27, 2010
shit me sideways
shit me sideways by DougieD April 23, 2005
Shit me sideways with a screwdriver
Shit me sideways with a screwdriver by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015
shit a brick sideways
Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!
After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!
After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.
shit a brick sideways by HDR February 4, 2004
shit a brick sideways
shit a brick sideways by toona November 5, 2003
shitting sidways
Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!
Midget: Ouch...
Midget: Ouch...
shitting sidways by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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