sidela 

Sidela is a pretty girl and a smart girl

Sidela is so pretty

sidela by Zidela November 21, 2023

SideArmsing 

The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.

Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?

SideArmsing by ShadowBeatzOff May 19, 2014

Sidetalk

New York's one-minute street show

Comedic man-on-the-street interviews that highlight New York City's unique characters and street culture. Randomly-themed one-minute episodes are posted onto Instagram (@sidetalknyc)

Did you see the new Sidetalk episode with Spider Cuz?!

Sidetalk by EssexDelancey October 17, 2020

San Diego Sidecar 

When you strap a peice of household materials to your penis to make it extra gurthy.

My penis soon became a San Diego Sidecar when I ducktaped a highlighter to it.

San Diego Sidecar by jdaddybru December 10, 2017

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

sideload

To download a file, esp. an application, to a smartphone or other electronic device outside of the accepted or usual channels.

The app center says the eBay app isn't available yet for the new OS on my phone, so I had to sideload an earlier version from a Dropbox link I found.

sideload by Eduardo Suave September 7, 2011

shove it sideways 

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014