a sidekick phone. they are large and square and ugly and resemble bricks. it is probably the ugliest phone ever created and only ghetto people buy them. if there were a fourth little pig, he would have used sidekicks to build his house.
person 1: "hey dude, can i use your phone?"
person 2: "yeah hold on, let me take it out of my briefcase."
person 1: "dang, you got a sidebrick? dude, you gotta get a new phone. i could start building a house with that phone."
person 2: "shut up, man!"
person 2: "yeah hold on, let me take it out of my briefcase."
person 1: "dang, you got a sidebrick? dude, you gotta get a new phone. i could start building a house with that phone."
person 2: "shut up, man!"
by andrea, sonnn June 9, 2008
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John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
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Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
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Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
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by etterorua January 14, 2009
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by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010
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Kimmy: Look at Tina and Josh...are they going out?
Sally: No Kimmy! Josh is dating Laura. Tina is just his sidechick.
Sally: No Kimmy! Josh is dating Laura. Tina is just his sidechick.
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