side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.

"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."

by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008

Supply-Side Jesus

The economic face of Jesus as imagined by (some) Republicans. Usually used as a sarcastic retort when economic interests seem to be placed ahead of social justice.

"Corporate taxes raised to fund child health care."

Supply-side Jesus would be sad.

by Markus5 October 7, 2009

Side-Jag

A smaller group at a party, who, though not joining the main group, are nonetheless jagging pretty hard. See Jag

We didn't really know anyone at Mike's kegger so we just side-jagged all night.

Whoa, you guys have a pretty nice little side-jag going on over here.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

side jont

a girl you keep on the side

you might have a girlfriend and then will refer to your side jont

"I'm going out tonight with my side jont so keep it dl and don't let my girlfriend find out."

by bstouttt March 22, 2009

hot pocket side jawn

A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.

"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."

"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"

by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016

side jank

Not a boyfriend or girlfriend. Someone you're dating but not exclusively. A main jank is the one you spend the most time with and sleep with, almost dating but without the official title. Side janks are the others that you use for money, drugs, rides, sex, etc.

My main jank had to work tonight so I called my side jank to take me to the bar and buy me drinks.

by Ksto September 19, 2013

side joint

A person who is the distraction of another person in a relationship. The side joint is used for comfort when the main joint or boyfriend messes up, and also for sexual relationships. Sometimes the side joint is promoted to main joint / boyfriend if there is no one in that position, or the current holder fucks up.

Angelina Jolie was Brad Pitts side joint on "Mr & Mrs. Smith" because he was currently already in a relationship.

by Tish972 October 18, 2013