shwonko

Shwonko, a joint with shag.
The upper half filled with pure weed, the lower half filled with shag. You can still smoke a pure joint (half) after that there is only shag. Less weed, but still a pure joint.

dude, share the shwonko man!

i can't get enough of this shwonko

by some genious May 1, 2012

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

Shwonk

Everything and anything and nothing

I shwonking love penquins

by Raegan1 March 13, 2018

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

shwonk

the state in which a person blindly yet subliminally reveals that they are an extreme idiot, moron, fucktard, and everything that follows...

"Matthew is such a fucking shwonk"

by DJGECKO July 10, 2007

shonkola

unstable dodgy and flimsy, generally spoken by a female.

"that deck that Jason built is sooo shonkola" said Shannon!

by Pablo Scambolini January 1, 2009

shwonk

an extremely flat ass

“dude, look at that shwonk”

by ___kenz October 8, 2017