Penquins 

Penquins is a type of person to edate on Minecraft servers. Penquins is a dude that edates a female named OhMegan, which sucks him off to get a promotion on MineSaga. He also tends to watch hentai in his free time to ejaculate on his flip phone.

Hey! Don’t be a Penquins.

Penquins by lolitsrequeer November 20, 2018

Penguins of Madagascar 

An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.

Person 1: Who assassinated Hitler?
Person 2: The Penguins of Madagascar, that's basic history dude.

Penguins of Madagascar by Carskek October 21, 2018

release the penguins 

1. To seriously fuck up

2. To act quickly without thought.

This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?

"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "

"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."

release the penguins by d_swice November 29, 2016

Penguins Of Madagascar 

Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.

The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions

Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?

Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly

At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!

Penguins Of Madagascar by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019

Retarded Penquin 

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Retarded Penquin by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

penquis valley high school 

Welcome to penquis valley high school, where the population of the school is 200 yet the whores there manage to have 100000 bodies. if you smoke or drink, you barley fit in, because you can’t keep up with the 12 year olds doing heroine and crack. although you live in milo, which is the definition of poverty, you get made fun of for wearing clothing more expensive than walmart. understandable tho broke bitch. the school has good basketball talent, because unless you are doing all the drugs, your playing basketball. to sum it up, milo is a crack shack of a town, filled with pedos and anal sex.

pal: yo, do you know where i can find heroine infested 12 year old to bag?
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school

penquis valley high school by 22 traphouse May 3, 2021

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) 

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020