shwold
Means to hold up or wait, usually used when someone says something weird or something unexpected or confusing happens.
shwold by Ticklemonster93 August 17, 2007
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shword
There is no singular meaning for "shword." It's like saying "word" but a lot cooler. Anybody who thinks otherwise lacks any IQ and doesn't have a high school diploma. People who use the term "word" instead of "shword" exemplify everything wrong with the human race along with genetic deficiency.
Oh, shword?
shwodderhead
"Shut the fuck up, you shwodderhead!"
"Did you hear that stupid shit Martin said?"
"Yeah, he's a real shwodderhead."
"How could you call Mr. Tran a shwodderhead? He might very well sue you now!"
"Did you hear that stupid shit Martin said?"
"Yeah, he's a real shwodderhead."
"How could you call Mr. Tran a shwodderhead? He might very well sue you now!"
shwodderhead by Thomx January 19, 2009
Shwoodwee
Swoodwee is a very delicious and expensive German breakfast. It consisted of either pancakes or waffles on the bottom that were stacked, then topped with the finest whipped cream and fruits.
1. "Today, we had some delicious shwoodwee for breakfast"
2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.
2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.
Shwoodwee by Teh Mastah of Tigas April 3, 2011
swoldier
Someone who is both strong physically and mentally. i.e. Swole- to be muscularly strong, and Soldier- apparent mental stamina to stave of effects of calamities. Usually this term is used with the soldier emphasis not on a military sense, but an urban street sense (ghetto soldier). This is where the slang term 'swole' comes into play.
"Damn, did you see Mike V. fight those three assholes at the same time?"
"Yea, and look he's not even breathing hard, he's a fucking swoldier."
See Mike Vallely in CKY3.
"Yea, and look he's not even breathing hard, he's a fucking swoldier."
See Mike Vallely in CKY3.
swoldier by riennothing July 15, 2007
shwood
A soft boner.
swolden
swolden by Jackson2323 December 15, 2009
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murderhobo
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