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There is no singular meaning for "shword." It's like saying "word" but a lot cooler. Anybody who thinks otherwise lacks any IQ and doesn't have a high school diploma. People who use the term "word" instead of "shword" exemplify everything wrong with the human race along with genetic deficiency.
Oh, shword?
shword by splap February 3, 2021
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shwodderhead 

(pejorative) somebody who is extremely stupid; an idiot
"Shut the fuck up, you shwodderhead!"

"Did you hear that stupid shit Martin said?"
"Yeah, he's a real shwodderhead."

"How could you call Mr. Tran a shwodderhead? He might very well sue you now!"
shwodderhead by Thomx January 19, 2009

Shwoodwee 

Swoodwee is a very delicious and expensive German breakfast. It consisted of either pancakes or waffles on the bottom that were stacked, then topped with the finest whipped cream and fruits.
1. "Today, we had some delicious shwoodwee for breakfast"

2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.

swoldier 

Someone who is both strong physically and mentally. i.e. Swole- to be muscularly strong, and Soldier- apparent mental stamina to stave of effects of calamities. Usually this term is used with the soldier emphasis not on a military sense, but an urban street sense (ghetto soldier). This is where the slang term 'swole' comes into play.
"Damn, did you see Mike V. fight those three assholes at the same time?"

"Yea, and look he's not even breathing hard, he's a fucking swoldier."

See Mike Vallely in CKY3.
swoldier by riennothing July 15, 2007
I've had a shwood all day long.
shwood by pissboner March 31, 2009
a term used for being mad or very pissed off
Dude, why are you getting swolden at me?
I'm getting swolden!
swolden by Jackson2323 December 15, 2009