Swold 

a Serious swelling of a body part

I got stung by a bee and my face is all swold up

Swold by OldschoolMarine1962 March 2, 2018

Swold 

When your head is "swold" up.
Also a common occurrence by a man with a big ass mustache.

Damn!!!! Look at Swold! Him and his big ass mustache, and his head all swold up.

Swold by B-Rizzy March 26, 2003

Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip

Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

sad story roblox soldier part 2 by yes=everyquestion'sanswer December 23, 2019

HU Soldier 

A fan of Hollywood Undead who is a member of the hu army. An HU Soldier sometimes wears and often owns at least one Hollywood Undead mask and always knows the HU soldier pledge:
"I pledge alliegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess of you,
For we are family, you and I,
Three tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day, all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Til the Day We Die."

HU4L! (Hollywood Undead for life!)

"Pull that 9 this is how you hold her,
Pull that trigger, HU Soldiers..."

-Dead In Ditches by Hollywood Undead

HU Soldier by HU4L! January 1, 2012

Soldier Number Nine 

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.

You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."

Soldier Number Nine by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013

pussy soldiers 

of or relating to the pubes or pubis: pubic hair

yeah man, her vagina was great, its too bad she had some pussy soldiers though.

oh man she had a bush?

yeah

pussy soldiers by not bow January 22, 2017