shwood
A soft boner.
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Swood
Brett: "Hey Josh, you catch the new JonTron yet?"
Josh: "Yeah man, pretty swood!"
Kat: "Def not for grommets.'
Josh: "Yeah man, pretty swood!"
Kat: "Def not for grommets.'
Swood by Brettski89 July 13, 2014
Swoodilypooper
The mascot for John Green's FIFA team: The Swindontown Swoodilypoopers.
Also a word John's grandmother used that means something akin to "making out"
Also a word John's grandmother used that means something akin to "making out"
Swoodilypooper by k.scribble October 4, 2011
swood
SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT!
Swood
The very quintessence of what it means to be sentient in this explosion encompassing all of time and space in which we inhabit; the truest form of approval and adequacy that is able to be conceptualized by the modern human mind.
Swood this, swood that
Swood by Adequate Butt Pirate June 15, 2014
shword
There is no singular meaning for "shword." It's like saying "word" but a lot cooler. Anybody who thinks otherwise lacks any IQ and doesn't have a high school diploma. People who use the term "word" instead of "shword" exemplify everything wrong with the human race along with genetic deficiency.
Oh, shword?
Boogidy Shwoogidy
Boogidy Shwoogidy by J_dog January 19, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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