swolden 

a term used for being mad or very pissed off

Dude, why are you getting swolden at me?
I'm getting swolden!

swolden by Jackson2323 December 15, 2009

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

swollen pussy 

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

swollen pussy by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018

smolden 

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.

Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"

smolden by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021

Swooden

Sweet Safe Air Smells Like Butterfly Milk And Everyone Gets A Free Puppy And Kitty Women Are Pretty Men Have Moustaches Softer Than Silk.

Sweet Safe Swooden

Swooden by Swoodish Man February 18, 2022

receiver of swollen goods 

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)

Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods

receiver of swollen goods by Vanian August 15, 2012