shwaver

A Jewish racist that dislikes other racists besides itself.

The colonel, Shwaver, discharged the man named Nurka, dishonorably because Shwaver found his name racist.

by Spartan 108 March 2, 2008

shwater

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

by warrfull June 17, 2006

Shaver's Remorse

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.

mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

Shwave

A breast of such perfect dimensions that it makes the mouth water, and the member erect

When I first laid eyes on Nadine's immaculate shwaves I became so hard that a blood vessel in my eye burst.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Head shaver

Popular slang in Ireland. An attractive woman who would look good even with a shaved head. You would take great pleasure in shaving her head. To shave the girls head means to have intimate relations with her.

Did you see her? She would have her head shaven.

There is a big group of head shavers over there.

The majority of girls in that club last night would have their heads shaved

by Martin2010 November 10, 2010

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010

little shaver

An endearing name for an infant or toddler or young child for whom you have affection. They are little chips or shavings off the original-their parents.

Wow, what a cute little shaver. How old is he?

Hey look all those little shavers running through the sprinkler. Man they are cute little shavers.

by will cosgrove August 15, 2007