shnaver 

The explusion of urine, faecal matter and erectoplasm all at once. Shnavering usually occurs only at moments of great excitement when all bodily control is lost.

Korea just won a gold medal. I'm so excited. I just shnavered all over my pants.

shnaver by mangnani October 3, 2019

shnaver 

The excited eruption of urine, faecal matter and gentleman's relish when it all gets too much.

Korea won a gold medal. I'm so excited. I just shnavered all over my pants.

shnaver by mangnani October 3, 2019

Shaver's Remorse 

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.

mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

Shaver's Remorse by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

Head shaver 

Popular slang in Ireland. An attractive woman who would look good even with a shaved head. You would take great pleasure in shaving her head. To shave the girls head means to have intimate relations with her.

Did you see her? She would have her head shaven.

There is a big group of head shavers over there.

The majority of girls in that club last night would have their heads shaved

Head shaver by Martin2010 November 10, 2010

little shaver 

An endearing name for an infant or toddler or young child for whom you have affection. They are little chips or shavings off the original-their parents.

Wow, what a cute little shaver. How old is he?

Hey look all those little shavers running through the sprinkler. Man they are cute little shavers.

little shaver by will cosgrove August 15, 2007

Wee shaver 

A state of being young or inexperienced

"Back when I was a wee shaver, I can remember doing that thing that was hilarious but reallly dumb, oh ho ho, what were we thinking."

Wee shaver by Llardy January 1, 2012

shavery 

word to describe wood shavings

man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
woman: shavery??

shavery by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010