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man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
woman: shavery??
shavery by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010
Words you can keep
A noun describing the act of shaving
Sorry I was late, guys, I had to partake in some shavery.
shavery by DAMNS July 25, 2007
omg shavery is so cute!!”
shavery by lilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 1, 2022
slavery by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Shaver's Remorse 

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.
mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."
Shaver's Remorse by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

paid slavery

Work you don't like doing. The job you have sux and even though you get paid for it, its not much. You have to listen to some asshole all day to tell you what to do, where you can be doing more productive activities like for example banging your head against a wall.
I gotta go, time to perform some paid slavery for 8 hours.
paid slavery by househonda December 7, 2009
School is slavery.
slavery by thekingofamerica March 10, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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