A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.
A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.