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someone who shaves his pubes
norquay is a shaver because he shaves in a public washroom and clogs the drain
shaver by Caolan December 19, 2005
A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.
Shaver by VaJJMcBadass June 10, 2011
Something that everyone who's been called a Piyush should have in their possession.
You are a Piyush. Buy a shaver, please.
shaver by Shaver Salesmen May 13, 2005

Shaver's Remorse 

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.
mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"
Shaver's Disease by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

Shaver For A Favor 

Quite simply – I scratch your back, you scratch mine! Offering something to someone in exchange for something they can give you in return.
Tell you what mate. Shaver for a favor. I do this for you now, you'll take care of it all next week. Deal?