shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 02, 2008

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 01, 2008

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 09, 2009

shwanking

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.

Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2

by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum January 02, 2008

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Shwank

Cool
Dope
Awesome
Sick
Sweet
Nice

"Look at that stank shank that looks shwank"
"Look at him, he's soooo shwank"
"Awe that looks shwank as heck man"

by Jack Lotus April 05, 2021