Swaffler

Slang term used to define an individual whos actions are make it appear that they have switched (waffled) their sexual preferences. More often than not a man or woman who appears to their friends to have recently flipped their sexual preferences from heterosexual to homosexual.

"Man did you see jimbos shirt? yup pink, he's a swaffler"

"that hot chick was on bruce's dick all night and he didn't hit that? yup, hes a swaffler"

by Santacrawz December 23, 2006

swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

swaffle

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Swafflecopter

Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.

Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!

You're such a swafflecopter.

by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011

snaffleroar

A word to say when you're so frustrated or pissed off that you can't think of any other word to say.

Bob: Hey Jim, I slept with your mom last night!
Jim: What? Are you a teenager or something? Stop saying your mom jokes.
Bob: No, I actually did sleep with your mom. She's pregnant with your baby sister.
Jim: ....SNAFFLEROAR!

by Fehbeh January 24, 2011