schwaddle

When one shit's oneself and then proceeds to waddle to the bathroom.

I was holding my coffee cup when suddenly I thought I farted when actually I shit my self and schwaddled my way to the can.

by mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 4, 2010

schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

by grat101 December 22, 2010

Schadle

The area located directly underneath a women's breast.

As Monty was getting intimate with his girlfriend, he rested his hand on her schadle.

by Humphreys Higgins October 29, 2011

scadaddle

to get out of my face, go annoy someone else.

when a grenade is talking and being annoying you give her the *hand/ finger movement* and say "ugh scadaddle"!

by migg247 September 12, 2010

scidaddler

When a man cups another man's balls with his hand and with the same hand tucks his pinkie in your stinky or bgm

Wow what a friendly guy i met at the rest stop, he gave me directions and a scidaddler.

by mick dick/stick dick February 19, 2010

schwaffle

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

schwindle

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way

YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED

by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017