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When one shit's oneself and then proceeds to waddle to the bathroom.
I was holding my coffee cup when suddenly I thought I farted when actually I shit my self and schwaddled my way to the can.
by mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 04, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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