shumuggle

To mess things up.
To make a bollock of something.
when somethings gone wrong and u really dont no how this mess was caused!

Plural: shumugii

Holy shit... everythings so shumuggle and i cant fix it.
Bastard i shumuggled everthing up again!

by unibytes December 19, 2005

Shnuggle

To Shnuggle, the art of a truly perfect hug. cute, and warm. or If one of the shnuggled is cold, the shnuggle warms up that person.

eg. I cant wait for thom to get here, i want to shnuggle with him

by EleKsis May 17, 2006

Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

schmuggle

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

Shnuggle Bunny

A person who looks so cute and warm and fluffy you just want to curl up in their arms.

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Lulu and Geena walked through the crowded hall looking for Chuck. They spotted him standing near the door looking very huggable. "Hey, shnuggle bunny!!!" Lulu called, joy rising in her small rapidly beating heart. Chuck turned red and shifted on his massive feet in a queer way. Geena giggled irritatingly and ran over to where Chuck stood. She hugged and whispered, "You are my shnuggle Bunny, baby!"

by SB331 April 23, 2008