Shumpy

Shumpy is a creature that lives on her couch and wakes up at 3:00pm every day. Shumpy binge watches a lot of anime. She wishes Rin okumura was real. Shelby has amazing friends.

churub: "hey shumpy"
Me:"what?"
Churub:"come look at this edgey add meme"
Me:"oK"

by Salty_llama August 1, 2017

Shumpy

One who has long hair and likes to party a lot.
Known to chase girls.
Wearer of Hawaiian shirts and shorts.

Besides being a pronoun, it can be used as an adverb or adjective.

i.e. "I got so shump-ed up last night, you should have seen me."
<sing> "Shump around, Shump around, get up get down, Shump around."

by Bert February 19, 2004

shumpy

enthusiastically pessimistic

Usually is used when someone is very willing to do something, and is very sure that the result will be abysmal.

Bill: "Hey, do you want to go with me to the beach? I'm going to try to learn to surf."

Hank: "Hell yeah I do! I'm sure you'll fail miserably, this will be awesome to watch!"

Bill: "Dude, why must you be so shumpy?"

by Vikks July 9, 2010

Shumpy

A sweatshirt which lacks a hood. (non zip up)

She looked disgusting while wearing that old shumpy.

by Shumpy876345 September 25, 2009

shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006

shumpy shumpy

alabamaian term for pube sandwich

FUCK YES! mmmmmmm mmmmmm mothafuckaz! the other day darla shaved her stinky little vagina and she done did made me the best mothafuckin shumpy shumpy ive ever witnessed! mmm! FUCK YES!
fuck

by the ninja July 27, 2004

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014