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A colloquial work for an Armchair Scientist
Dude! he's such a Shton
Shton by OfficialRezi September 8, 2021
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Shion Sonozaki 

Best girl and true savior of the yandere game, probably has a man cock tho :(. Still better than lolYuno :)
Gorgeous girl who is amazingly athletic and seems like she would be judged but is secretly mostly admired.
I wish I was like sheona , she is so pretty
Sheona by Harold R July 13, 2019
a PP bigger than a Boeing 747
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

port seton skatepark 

a place where scooters go to annoy folk, scream like 2 year olds when there 15. a place where a"mole hill" is a tiny wee bump.... a place that paints a big fucking turtle on the shitty flat blank. a place where nelson spraffs alod of shite saying his scooter is worth more that everything in existence. a place that is so shit thats its good..... plus on a good day u might see a unicorn
today i saw some epic turtle on the bank at port seton skatepark! OH A FUCKING UNICORN DUUUUUDDDEEEE

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022