Shtonk On

Meaning that you have an erection at the present time or talking about one in the past. The 'Shtonk' being the erection an the 'on' meaning you have it, so a Shtonk off would of course mean you dont have one.

Did you see ben? he had a huge shtonk on over dave, what a gay!

by DaveMorgan April 21, 2007

Shtonked

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

shtonk

Thank you.

Mom - that turkey was like nectar!......Shtonk!

by Maryann November 27, 2003

Shtonk and Run

When you have sex with a girl once or multiple times with the ultimate goal of never seeing her again.

I just met the girl for the first time last night and had sex. It was a great shtonk and run!

by ArtofAwesome September 26, 2011

Shtonk

Tonk of that ciggy

ah mate give me a shtonk or that rollie

by heir xkwnx June 17, 2019

Shtonk

A work to shout while high on spice meaning fuck all

2 fucking retards on spice running around high as fucking shouting shtonk

by December 13, 2020

Shtonk

A work to shout while high on spice meaning fuck all

2 fucking retards on spice running around high as fucking shouting shtonk

by December 13, 2020