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A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

shtanky pushay 

"i walked past this hoe the other day and she was very shtanky pushay"
shtanky pushay by mirko spidalieri February 17, 2009
That work he did was so shonky, I can't believe he actually put his name on it.

Not to be confused with "Wonky", which means much the same thing, but typically refers to structures, such as buildings, walls, etc.
shonky by Alex Smith-Ryland November 16, 2005

Schtonky 

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.
She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!
Schtonky by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

Schtonky 

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe
Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!
Schtonky by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004
WONKEY SHRONKY DONKEY WHO IS PRETTY FUNKEY DANCING WITH SOME MONKEYS THATS HONKEY BUT SHRONKY IS PRETTY CHUNKY AND HE'S ALSO HUNKY AND A JUNKIE THEN HE BECOMES WILLY SHRONKA EATING A SHRONKY WONKEY COOKIE THEN BECOMES SHRONKIRA THEN GOES INTO A BAND WITH
SHRONKY WHISTON, MICHAEL AND BILLE SHRONKISH THEN GOES ONTO SHRONK AND DEC'S SWPAMY TAKE AWAY AND THEN PREFORM THERE HIT SINGLE "IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY" THE LYRICS ARE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY
THEN MEET LIL SHRONK
Wonky donky which is shronky
shronky by Livia wojtasik November 9, 2020