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shwong
shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023
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Shtong • shlong • Shlong bong • shlonginator • shlong dong • Shlongin • shmong • shlongadongdong • Shlonged • Shlonger
Shlonga
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020
outer shpongolia
Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.
outer shpongolia by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012
shting
shting by Christian Gooch October 9, 2007
shlongshmacked
when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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