Shtong 

Shit covered thong

When packing for a trip, be sure to bring enough panties to shit yourself every day, so you don't have to wear a shtong.

Shtong by option-c April 6, 2025

shwong 

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023

Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

outer shpongolia

The tripped-out hallucinatory realm of world fusion trance band Shpongle.

Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.

outer shpongolia by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012

shting 

a Chaminade term/slang for cigarette.

Lets go have a shting after Mr.Rossit's class.
Ms.Conetta shtings.

shting by Christian Gooch October 9, 2007

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022