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steak tomaszewski
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016
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shteak • Shteakah • shteaken • Steak • Steak Sauce • steakhouse • steakface • Steak and Blowjob Day • Steak 'n Shake • Steak and Cheese
Steak and BJ
A holiday for men that falls on March 14. If the man treats his woman good and makes her feel special on Valentine's Day, then she should make him feel special on Steak and BJ Day by giving him a steak and a blowjob.
Steak and BJ by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
Baby Steak
Nickname for someone who just started gaining muscles, used in a mocking way - however mainly among friends as a joking nickname for a member of the group.
Baby Steak by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021
shtako
A swear word substitute on the SyFy series, Defiance.
Used to replace the word "shit," both figuratively and literally.
Can also be used in compound words.
Used to replace the word "shit," both figuratively and literally.
Can also be used in compound words.
I have mixed feelings about the Transmedia experience known as "Defiance." The TV show is great, but the game is shtako.
"Watch your step, there's Hellbug shtako all over this place."
"This is bull-shtak!"
"Watch your step, there's Hellbug shtako all over this place."
"This is bull-shtak!"
shtako by Mr. Trivia August 17, 2013
Beef Steak Pantyhose
(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.
I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.
Beef Steak Pantyhose by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013
Trump steak sauce
Client: I would like some ketchup, please
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."
Trump steak sauce by dranalog May 25, 2017
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