A sexual manuever acomplished by the male who is in a standing position holding his girlfriend upside down in what is seemingly a standing sixty nine but in mid process has a bowel movement on her forehead.
I was tired of dating Ratchell so last night I gave her a strunion and I believe that took care of it.
by Max. L August 28, 2008
Get the strunion mug.Refers to a female's luscious ass. Applicable to jailbait, sorority sluts, MILFs and possibly even GMILFs for some of the more dsisturbed members of our society.
1.) Jim: I love when Alexis wears those spandex workout pants...
Joe: Yeah, you totally get a great view of her scrunion!
2.) Man, Cathy's ass is scrun-diggly-umptious!
Joe: Yeah, you totally get a great view of her scrunion!
2.) Man, Cathy's ass is scrun-diggly-umptious!
by virex21 March 2, 2010
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Get the Scrunion mug.(Staunion is a marker brand that is a knock off of Sharpie. Has same colors,
format, and font style of Sharpie markers.)
1. Anything fake, or counterfeit.
2. Demeaning term as to mean jerk, douchebag, asshole, queer, f-wad, etc.
format, and font style of Sharpie markers.)
1. Anything fake, or counterfeit.
2. Demeaning term as to mean jerk, douchebag, asshole, queer, f-wad, etc.
1. No way he got those tickets for $15. They're definitely a couple of
staunions.
2. I can't believe he's going to the ballet instead of the movies tonight. What
a staunion.
Let me have one bite of your sandwich you staunion.
Stop being a staunion, and give me back my mixed tape featuring Party in the
U.S.A. by Miley Cirus.
staunions.
2. I can't believe he's going to the ballet instead of the movies tonight. What
a staunion.
Let me have one bite of your sandwich you staunion.
Stop being a staunion, and give me back my mixed tape featuring Party in the
U.S.A. by Miley Cirus.
by narwhal king October 27, 2009
Get the staunion mug.Strun/struning, verb, from the Italian, "strunz" or "stronzo" meaning shit or little shits (i.e. "Morning strunz!", as one might greet a police officer walking the beat). Struning or to strun is the action of moving forward while shitting, as a goose might, so that the shit emanating from your tail-end actually produces a kind of parabolic jet trail. Your movement relative to your poop, plus your poop's velocity inside you prior to release, produces this effect.
Struning, pronounced stroo-ning. Try it people! : )
Struning, pronounced stroo-ning. Try it people! : )
I was so sick from the lobster raviolis and the 12 pack of Pabst I consumed the night before, I woke up in a tub of puke, and almost found myself struning onto my bedroom floor as I ran to the bathroom, but thankfully I made it just in time.
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