Shronion 

A shrek made by the gods of onions.

Oh, man. That shrek is amazing. It must be a shronion

Shronion by hydroear3712 July 31, 2016

Shronion 

SHR-UN-YUN
An onion that has been infused with Shrek

Person 1: Wow I just ate a Shronion and now I'm tripping mad balls
Person 2: What the fuck bro?

Shronion by Pukas Grig V August 1, 2019

Spronion 

A shorthand way of saying "spring onion".

I bought some spronions from the supermarket yesterday.

Spronion by UnicornFriend January 4, 2023

Shronin 

A water bottle that is used to hydrate oneself and prevent hangovers throughout steps 1-4 of the 5 drunk Shronin stages.

Drunk Stages include
1) Quick drinking and heavy laughing
2) Apologize to everyone for everything even if no wrong doing is committed
3) Wandering to find the closest stash of weed
4) Fuckboys.com
5) Playing Golf Drinking game super shitfaced alone with passed out roommate

Also can refer to the owner of the Shronin

Kristin drinks Shronin all night while drunk

Shronin by jaylovescarrots March 16, 2010

spronion 

The protrusion of one's big toe from a hole in an old sock.

Hey Clyde, you've got a spronion sticking out of your sock.

spronion by Patrick99999999999999999999 January 1, 2008

Shmonion 

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

Shmonion by diatome September 10, 2012

shrunion 

a shrek onion

bruh that boi be looking like a shrunion

shrunion by lilcrogpits February 4, 2019