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i had some sperm monkeys(much like sperm whales) when all of a sudden they got shnootie on me.
Shnootie by tyler blankenship February 14, 2004
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ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz

A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed of woman, one who is gorgeous beyond belief and has the Arctic Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman one can find. There is currently only one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to walk this Earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to get.

Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. With their sarcastic sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every woman.
Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*
"Always acting like im tryna see you, I ain't tryna see you unless it's bout the snootie"
Snootie by olive413 August 1, 2016
The act of being involved with another person sexually but not emotionally.
I don't need that jawn, I just need the SNOOTIE.
snootie by dojakat May 5, 2016

snootie snatch 

The act of getting touched in sexual ways
Getting sexed up to the point that you want to pass out and you are now that person's sexual victim
Pussy or Dick Whipped

-Dreamy San
John : Yo u trynna get your snootie snatched?
Jane : I don't know, I like my mental

Man sees fine ass female
Mikey : Im trynna hit that
Joey : Nigga She gone snootie snatch u
Mikey : I wish a bitch would

Random Thot : I got my snootie snatched last night thinking he was a munch and now Im snootie snatched
Another Random Thot: Biiiitttcch, when u goin back ?
Random Thot : In about an hour
Other Random Thot: U callin ?
Random Thot: Hell nahh girl, Im snootie snatched
snootie snatch by Dreamy San November 22, 2022

Shnoobie 

A funny word to say, that often means a small kind of animal that is cute, and you just want to squeeze it to death!
Caroline: OMG! would you just look at that little furball of a dog!
Pippa: It must be a Shnoobie!!
Shnoobie by Sable Able March 8, 2010