Urban Dictionary: Definitions by therealginganinja

eye vent

When something happens and you want to talk about it, but can't, so you look at your friend and they just KNOW.

*Tom foolery goes down in a crowded room*

So you lock eyes with your buddy and eye vent :
"Can you believe that?"
"I know right!?"

"Shut the fuck up, goddamn."
Similar to STFU, but with more gusto. Most efficient when used while yelling.

You: *trying to tell story*
Friends: *talking over you*
You: "STFUGD!"
Friends: *stunned in silence*

You: "now as I was saying.."

Something that's both cuckoo bananas and a little unfortunate.

"Yeah last night was crazy! Pretty sure I threw my shoes out of a car window though."

"Haha wow, that's shitty bananas."