shrinkwrap 

This is used to refer to software that is bought off the shelf with little or no customization.

We were going to build our own inventory management software from scratch, but then John pointed out a shrinkwrap that would do everything we needed and more.

shrinkwrap by Dewie December 20, 2004

shrinkwrap 

1) Material that resembels a saran wrap, bubble wrap hybrid. It is often used to tightly wrap small materials.
2) Slang term referring to small condomns.

1) Did you wrap the olives with shrinkwrap like I told you to?
2) At the annual chodefest of 2002, it was shrinkwrap for everyone!!!!!!

shrinkwrap by Bullfrog March 3, 2003

shrink wrap a turd 

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

shrink wrap a turd by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

Shrink wrap 

condom, condoms.

gimmie my shrink wrap.

Shrink wrap by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004

Shrink Wrap 

A sexual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circumsized)

Pressing the heads of two penises together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.

Man #1: Wanna play tummy sticks?

Man #2: Sure, can we shrink wrap?

man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually masturbate.

Shrink Wrap by DJ Mack Attack June 4, 2009

shrink wrap 

the process of applying a condom to a soft penis.

that ugly bitch paid me 100 bucks to hit it so i had to shrink wrap it to protect my self from her ghanaria.

shrink wrap by trojan whores September 3, 2003

Shrink-wrap 

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.

I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!

Shrink-wrap by Sodom-You June 19, 2013