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SHRINKWASH 

When a cat buys, or otherwise aquires a garment that they love, but it's too big. They have no sewing machine, or don't have any sewing skills, so they use a SHRINKWASH, to decrease the size of said garment so fits them. This is a hot wash, that lasts longer.
"Hey Fabian, look at this great t shirt I got on Camden market. They only had it in a Large though, and I'm size Small"
'Don't freak out Man, just use a SHRINKWASH"
SHRINKWASH by headinthestars March 9, 2023
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sinkwash 

Washing areas, or parts of ones body in a sink or basin, rather than completely bathing, or showering
"I've been masturbating alot today,
I'd better sinkwash my balls before my date this evening"
sinkwash by dreglen January 26, 2009

Shriniwas 

Shriniwas is a kind,sweet,responsible and most handsome guy you will ever meet!
He is a best listener and bestest friend you will ever get! You will never regret sharing your secrets to him, he is a keeper, for real!
And he will never make you feel bad or guilty for anything..

Shriniwas is funny, naughty at the same time he is a true gentleman so all the ladies out there.. he is all you need! <3
Shriniwas
Shriniwas by Eirjrjejoeowoff November 23, 2021

Sinkwash 

–verb (used with object)
1. To leave one's eating utensils in the kitchen sink for an extended period of time, for the purpose of cleansing.

2. Used in an euphemistic sense; i.e. to learn through an osmotic process.
1. Chick: Why, Charles, when might you cleanse the porcelain and cutlery you have here in your sink? What say you?
Charles: Oh, don't you worry my dear, I'm sinkwashing them. As a matter of fact, the plates and serving apparatus at the bottom of the pile should be cleansed, they've been rinsing now since Saturday.

2. Chick (on phone): Manfred! How is Germany? Now that you've been there for two years, how are your language skills?
Manfred: Yeah, ok. I'm just sinkwashing my German.
Sinkwash by grugmeister May 8, 2010
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