shrimpfest

The act of shrimping while eating shrimp.

That kungy fellow sure likes going to shrimpfest. One time he dunked the shrimp in tartar sauce and the toes in cocktail sauce.

by HGBells September 26, 2023

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

shrimpees

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps

That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.

by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

skrimpfest

The party beyond all parties. Probably the most awesome event on the planet. Skrimpfest usually happens somewhere in Southeast Asia.

Jay Z: Yo, Jack! Are you going to Skrimpfest next week?

Jack Johnson: Fuck yeah, dude! I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to Bali for a few days and then I’ll catch a flight up there.

Jay Z: Tight! See you there, bro!

by Stoned publishing June 22, 2020

shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

Chicken Shrimpies

A group of intellectual beings that do not know what shrimp means on urban dictionary

Look at those girls! They must be smart they are the chicken shrimpies

by 🍤SHRIMP🍤 December 2, 2019

Shrimpster

An Asian dick.

Ling ling: Have you seen Ching Chong's shrimpster?

by Mistikk May 26, 2016