adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small
John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.
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John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
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