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Shrimpster 

Ling ling: Have you seen Ching Chong's shrimpster?
Shrimpster by Mistikk May 26, 2016
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Shrimpster 

Half Shrimp, Half Lobster! Shrimpster is a delicacy with the Chinese people, they eat it spicy and call it "Ma Xiao Long Xia"
Looks like the crawfish, is it actually crawfish no body knows.
Do you want to go eat shrimpsters tonight?
Shrimpster by Richhe December 10, 2010

Shrimpster Moment 

The moment when something happens out of nowhere and you question why.
My power went out.... this is a real Shrimpster moment.

Shrimptard 

A very small person. another word for "midget".
"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"
Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

Stripster 

A veteran stipper equippped with her arsenal of pole tricks and lovely breath despite meth mouth, she is very dangerous to the unknowing man. Her knowledge of narcotics and uncanny ability to remember credit card numbers make her deadly. However she does have a sensitive side and for a few dollar bills she can give you lasting memories of sneaking into the shower room and a lifetime of sneaking into the health clinic
Dude Reed married a stripster in vegas, she took his house, all his money, and now hes got herpes.
Stripster by loubega March 15, 2008

Simpster 

A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.
Dude I was such a Simpster for that art hoe senior year.
Simpster by Notanartho April 22, 2020

shrimperman

Noun: Someone who collects shrimp from the ocean.
Forest Gump was a shrimperman.
shrimperman by DNUNZ January 6, 2008
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