shrel

The feminine version of "Shrek". Is usually beast-like, horny, and always has room to party.

Damn, Sarah is such a shrel, I'd fuck that beast

by SarahFockMe February 16, 2017

shrel

It means real, but a dad-ified version. Similar to the word "shnoz" meaning nose.

Person 1: Bro I just jonked it so hard.
Person 2: SHREL!

by DuccsFTW March 30, 2025

Sheela na gig

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

Shela

Shela. She is the most beautiful and humble person you will ever meet. She believes in love and craves a love so deep. She wants to meet the guy of her dreams in the most fairytale way as possible. She believes in fate and destiny. She is a good and loyal friend, but when she is cheated and backstabbed; she will show her hatred and despise. She is the type of person who deserves to be loved gently and properly by a gentleman. She is a very down to earth person, she has layers of mysteries that only a limited amount of people can unveil. She is humorous, smart, loving, caring, loyal and beautiful. She is very strong, she scavengers for fun and adventure but knows her boundaries. She has dreams and priorities that she is destined to achieve. She can be sensitive but she will always find ways to hid all the negativity and problems and produce happiness. She is the type of girl you need and should appreciate in your life. Shela will bring nothing but happiness and love into your life she is the one who is most deserving to be wed happily by a wonderful and worthy candidate.

Shela is kind.

Shela is the goddess of love and adventure
That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.

by madhatter2828e43 July 26, 2016

Screlt

i A Screamed-belt. ii. A method of singing where the singer tries to belt and ends up screaming. Most often occurs when the singer is trying to belt higher than a D above middle c. iii. How one acquires vocal nodules.

Sarah was really fierce in senior showcase! She totally screlted a high C!

by Mierce Kitty October 26, 2010

Sarelle

sarelle means the goddess of all goddesses she is beautiful very outgoing hyper yet the most chill person you will meet at first she will seem shy but after you get to know her she will become your entire world sarelle can be your best friend( with a very forgetful mind) or she can be just plain old amazing. very lovable accepts everybody but has a very open ind good a embracing you and is not afraid to tell you the plain old truth very sarcastic HILARIOUS!! just wants to have funn!!! laughs so hard at things that are just plain old random not afraid to ask anybody anything

friend: omg that boy is so cute it would be awsome if he asked me to prom oh it would be perfect

(sarelle yells at boy)

Sarelle: Heyy!!!! you, ya you the hot one will you go to .prom with my friend she thinks you are really really HAWT!

by professor einstine December 7, 2009

sarely

Beware this girl can make you fall at first sight. Her sweetness and beauty is breathtaking and unresistable. She's slim, athletic, not too tall, has long hair, has big gorgeous eyes with this great charisma. You should never take advantage of how much she cares about you because she is one in a million. She may seem nice & shy at times but if you get to know her she's funny & crazy. Her shyness tends to attract the guys. When you talk to her she'll always be there for you no matter what, she listens to what you have to say & make you feel like you're the most important person on earth. If you don't make an effort to talk to her she won't either. It's 50/50, she likes to be fair. She's smart, independent, productive, and hard working. When it comes to relationships she's honest, loving, loyal, reliable, trusting & caring. If you hurt her once that's the end for you she'll never forget no matter how hard she'll try. She might have secret crushes but why wouldn't she? with all the guys trying to steal her heart. Even though she has a big heart, don't get on her bad side because you'll wish you'd never met her. Sarelys have the tendency to keep feelings to themselves or closest friends. Its common for them to miss opportunities by not letting that crush know how she really feels...it might take years to let you know. What matters to her is that she tells you. If you don't do anything to let her know you care, she'll give up on you. Either way she'll appreciate your friendship.

Awee how cute, she's such a sarely. Sweetheart

by _2000 February 16, 2014