When you have all the Shrek memorabilia and it can’t protect you, then you know the Shrepokalypse has truly begun.

Watching the Shrek series will not save us. Unless we have a sidekick like Donkey, and our bodies can withstand enormous pressure from Shreks onions, then it is imminent death.

Bro : Yo bro did you see that green thing climbing the Eiffel Tower last night

Bro : no? Was it on CNN ?

Bro : yeah bro it was crazy that thing was like King Kong and hulk combined

Bro : damn bro that must’ve been Shrek. Prepare your body for the Shrepokalypse.

Shrepokalypse by JackisOG June 24, 2021

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shreepriya

Shreepriya's are the sweetest human beings alive in the entire universe. A shreepriya can make the worst day of your life feel bearable and make the best of days shine even brighter.
They are notorious for laughing at the slightest jokes with a sweet genuine laugh that makes all those around them burst into laughter as well.
They inspire others and always try to motivate and uplift others to their full potential.
It is unfair that they are born beautiful, photogenic and with an undeniably good dressing sense that makes them the centre of much attention and praise.

Yet what truly is remarkable is their true and genuine friendship known to last forever (unless you fuck it up)

Damnnn that girl is so fine, she might as well be a shreepriya!

shreepriya by Papapapasid August 31, 2018

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