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Kevin. Ah i once dated a "kevin". Let me tell you, Kevin is a disgusting, ratty mouse, ugly bastard who doesn't care about anyone except him. He is annoying, rude, hateful, and is pure with a heart from satan. Do NOT I MEAN NOT, date or be in contact with a Kevin because all he will do is hurt your fragile little heart and tear it into bits until you have no self-confidence what so ever and you WILL DIE. Kevin will make you crazy, he will destroy your emotions, actually ALL your emotions, and he will be the reason why you fail at being a good person. You will end up becoming a satanic devil also, but make most of that situation and cut up that piece of shit, and go back to being an angelic human being who will slay the world just like Beyonce and you will become the best person living and you will show that mother fucker "Kevin" that you dont need him or anyone and watch him crawl on his knees begging you to take him back and that hes sorry for cheating. But bitch, WATCH HIM AND WALK AWAY LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE BECAUSE, WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLSS!!!!!

Btw, his dick was small as hell anyway :) byezzzzz
kevin is a dickhead
screw kevin
kevin is an ugly as loser
by madhatter2828e43 March 14, 2016
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Shela. She is the most beautiful and humble person you will ever meet. She believes in love and craves a love so deep. She wants to meet the guy of her dreams in the most fairytale way as possible. She believes in fate and destiny. She is a good and loyal friend, but when she is cheated and backstabbed; she will show her hatred and despise. She is the type of person who deserves to be loved gently and properly by a gentleman. She is a very down to earth person, she has layers of mysteries that only a limited amount of people can unveil. She is humorous, smart, loving, caring, loyal and beautiful. She is very strong, she scavengers for fun and adventure but knows her boundaries. She has dreams and priorities that she is destined to achieve. She can be sensitive but she will always find ways to hid all the negativity and problems and produce happiness. She is the type of girl you need and should appreciate in your life. Shela will bring nothing but happiness and love into your life she is the one who is most deserving to be wed happily by a wonderful and worthy candidate.
Shela is kind.

Shela is the goddess of love and adventure
That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.
by madhatter2828e43 March 14, 2016
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