shreku 

the Japanese way of saying shrek in the shrekian religion

shreku is the god *shrek flies out from the sky*

shreku by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

Shrek 

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

Shrek by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

Quantum Shrek 

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

Quantum Shrek by Dan^2 June 17, 2019

Shrek 

Our ogre overlord.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.

Shrek by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017

Shrek and Chill 

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

Shrek and Chill by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016

Shrek 

the ultimate daddy

Shrek is daddy change my mind

Shrek by frommygreen1 November 27, 2018

shrekoning 

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.

Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

shrekoning by Shrek is love6969696969696969 March 5, 2014