shquik
shquik by cyrustypeshi August 9, 2024
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Shquitler O'neal
a black man who will be proclaimed fuhrer of germany and start ww3 along with diaz, the king of portugal
Shquitler O'neal by elbendigo May 31, 2018
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shquik • squik • shquiggle • shquim • Shquirt • sequikstrike • Shaquika Punch • shquibbles • Shquibed • Shquior
shquim
1. The vile excretion of a rough, blustering hemorrhoid erupting from the interior of the anus known to be coarse, thick, & globular in composition.
2. Also used as an insult for a vehemently horrendous unholy herpes-infested cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend. (i.e. - any ex-girlfriend ever in the history of twats)
3. An insult for any various douche bags of the world.
4. When mixed with smegma, becomes a composition known as super-shquim
2. Also used as an insult for a vehemently horrendous unholy herpes-infested cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend. (i.e. - any ex-girlfriend ever in the history of twats)
3. An insult for any various douche bags of the world.
4. When mixed with smegma, becomes a composition known as super-shquim
Gerald's hemorrhoid eruption squirted shquim down the length of his ass-crack where it mixed with a crusted mass of smegma to become super-shquim. The viscous goo eventually plopped into Kaylen's eagerly awaiting mouth.
Boy, that Kaylen sure is a heaping cesspool of shquim!
Boy, that Kaylen sure is a heaping cesspool of shquim!
shquim by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
squik
NOUN
Something disgusting; nasty TMI.
VERB
1) To gross someone out;
2) to kill someone - cyberpunk definition
ONOMATOPOEIA
Variant of squeak.
Something disgusting; nasty TMI.
VERB
1) To gross someone out;
2) to kill someone - cyberpunk definition
ONOMATOPOEIA
Variant of squeak.
squikachu
Squikachu is THE perfect couple. Squirtle + pikachu = squikachu. If you see it, you just know that it was meant to be.
squikachu by IH8DaCubs22 February 28, 2010
squikken
a squikken is a rare breed of squirrel-chicken. there is only one known to the planet earth at the moment. a baby squikken is known as a squikklet. they Squikkens are typically perverted, yet you can't blame them for their animal nature. squikkens are also known to live close to a species known as spider-rats. both of the animals respond well to use of marijuana.
depending on your use of the word it can be any part of speech.
depending on your use of the word it can be any part of speech.
is that a squikken? no, that is the squikken.
squikken by dailypaycheck October 26, 2009
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