1. The vile excretion of a rough, blustering hemorrhoid erupting from the interior of the anus known to be coarse, thick, & globular in composition.
2. Also used as an insult for a vehemently horrendous unholy herpes-infested cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend. (i.e. - any ex-girlfriend ever in the history of twats)
3. An insult for any various douche bags of the world.
4. When mixed with smegma, becomes a composition known as super-shquim
2. Also used as an insult for a vehemently horrendous unholy herpes-infested cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend. (i.e. - any ex-girlfriend ever in the history of twats)
3. An insult for any various douche bags of the world.
4. When mixed with smegma, becomes a composition known as super-shquim
Gerald's hemorrhoid eruption squirted shquim down the length of his ass-crack where it mixed with a crusted mass of smegma to become super-shquim. The viscous goo eventually plopped into Kaylen's eagerly awaiting mouth.
Boy, that Kaylen sure is a heaping cesspool of shquim!
Boy, that Kaylen sure is a heaping cesspool of shquim!
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
1. The globular eruption of a blustering hemorrhoid mixed with the crusted remains of dead skin and bacteria in and/or around the testicles and foreskin of male-genitalia.
2. See shquim and smegma.
3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.
4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.
2. See shquim and smegma.
3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.
4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.
Oh dear God, is that super-shquim running down your thigh!?
Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)
Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008