shquim

1. The vile excretion of a rough, blustering hemorrhoid erupting from the interior of the anus known to be coarse, thick, & globular in composition.

2. Also used as an insult for a vehemently horrendous unholy herpes-infested cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend. (i.e. - any ex-girlfriend ever in the history of twats)

3. An insult for any various douche bags of the world.

4. When mixed with smegma, becomes a composition known as super-shquim

Gerald's hemorrhoid eruption squirted shquim down the length of his ass-crack where it mixed with a crusted mass of smegma to become super-shquim. The viscous goo eventually plopped into Kaylen's eagerly awaiting mouth.

Boy, that Kaylen sure is a heaping cesspool of shquim!

shquim by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008

shquim

the act of squashing someones pride in the spur of the moment

this is no shquim, I'll only target him

shquim by drengrnaut118 July 8, 2026

super-shquim 

1. The globular eruption of a blustering hemorrhoid mixed with the crusted remains of dead skin and bacteria in and/or around the testicles and foreskin of male-genitalia.

2. See shquim and smegma.

3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.

4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.

Oh dear God, is that super-shquim running down your thigh!?

Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)

super-shquim by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008

squimchy 

An accurate description of a squishy frog.

That frog is looking very squimchy, and not at all plumpshous.

squimchy by Squimchy Frog_Lover 69 January 21, 2022

Shquitler O'neal 

a black man who will be proclaimed fuhrer of germany and start ww3 along with diaz, the king of portugal

oh shoot run shquitler o'neal is after u!!!

Shquitler O'neal by elbendigo May 31, 2018

Squimp 

To be or act as a fiend.
Often a term of endearment.

"Cj was supposed to be here tonight but he's being a squimp."
"What's up my squimp?'

Squimp by Ded_boi May 28, 2020

Squim Trail 

When your girl rubs her post coital cum and juice filled pussy all up and down your chest leaving a wet, shimmering trail of love juices.

Kayla gave me a squim trail last night braaaaahhh. It was thick.

Squim Trail by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017