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The sound made when you get the last pump (of coffee) from the press pot, when the last of liquid is pumped out and it starts to pull air with it.
Tiffany was getting her morning coffee when I heard the telltale shplort when the press pot emptied. She tried to be quiet about it but there’s no escaping that sound. I called her on it to be a good coffee steward and she had to make a new pot before leaving.
by TheCoyoteDreams January 16, 2019
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The sound a dog (or other animal) makes when they’re grumbling about life and everything, not fully barking or growling, but a low attempt at both at the same time, like an old man grumbling out loud to himself about life. They’re not in fear, protective or attacking, just grrfeling because they’re getting a bath, getting groomed or have to go into their kennel.
Buddy wanted to go for a walk, but we had to go out so we put him into his kennel, and even though he went in, he grrfle’d about it.

Kajun needed a bath but he wasn’t happy about it, he let out a low grrfle.
by TheCoyoteDreams May 28, 2018
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