shplarf

When an excess amount of skeet or jizz is deposited in a woman's mouth and she is forced to vomit violently.

Dis chickenhead was suckin it hard when i came all up in her mouth and then she shplarfed all ova a niggas lap.

by J. S. balla February 21, 2009

Shplart

When you try to fart and end up shitting, farting and splooging all at once.

I tried to silently pass a fart in the supermarket. I coughed and ended up shplarting. Clean up on isle 5.

by The King Chode Miester October 19, 2013

Shlarf

Shlarf (shu-larf)

v.

1). To consume with ones mouth and incorporated with massive amounts of saliva.

Originated in Southern Oregon in the early 1990's, the word 'shlarf' was used in such fashion...

Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.

Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

Shlarf

A mixture of derogatory words such as shit, fuck, hell, ass, asshole. Can be used as a verb or noun

Azat: Ty is such a shlarf.
Carson: i know right

by Carson and azat February 7, 2017

shparf

Shitting, pissing, and barfing at the same time. Usually happens after mexican food.

FUCK I just SHPARFED all over my cat

by eXXX June 14, 2004

Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

by mclovinmclovinmclo June 17, 2020

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004