shparf
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sparfed
A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.
When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.
When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.
sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022
Shnarfday
One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.
John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?
Karen:What's a Shnarfday?
John:It's basically your second birthday
Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.
John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.
Karen:What's a Shnarfday?
John:It's basically your second birthday
Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.
John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.
Shnarfday by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020
Shparted
When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.
Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Shparted by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012
shpauf
shpauf by Chris Cordeiro February 8, 2008
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